Sunday, July 13, 2014

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Beat Germany & MESSI becomes a KING + SEX Symbol

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If Messi can manage to lead Argentina to a win over Germany on July 13, he will be a household name. "Messi" will be synonymous with the word "soccer" among all ages, races, and continents. The #10 will be THE soccer number to wear on jerseys; from little tikes through the pros.



Though some won't be ready to declare him as a national treasure as Pele officially was in 1961, others will have no issue elevating him to this status.

Lionel Messi, 27, is the Captain of the underdog Argentina... and fans generally root for, yep you guessed it- "the darkhorse". 

If Messi leads Argentina to a World Cup Championship, he will become a King. This happens when the best player in his sport at the time leads his team to a championship.

Jordan, Gretzky, Ruth, Montana ... you may have heard of these guys.

Messi, winner of the last four FIFA Ballon D'Or awards (FIFA's MVP), has countless records and mind numbing statistics.

Just know he's been regarded as the best player on Earth the last four years.


A few stats to help put everything into perspective:

1.  Messi owns the World Record for most goals scored in one year. 

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2.  40 years ago Gerd Muller scored a record of 85 goals in one year.

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3.  Messi finished 2012 with 91 goals. Lionel Messi el sex symbol? Si!


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 Beat Germany & MESSI becomes a KING + SEX symbol!

 

Do you believe Messi can be a King, or a Sex Symbol?



Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Germany creams Brazil 7-1 ... 1st half was like Decepticons attack on Autobot Shuttle in 1986


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Germany as a light favorite dismantled Brazil 7-1 in Brazil today. This Brazilian World Cup team was unarguably the weakest it has fielded in decades, but NO ONE expected this. Brazil's prideful GK Julio Cesar was embarrassed as Brazil's team was picked apart by an absolute machine-like German attack. The score was 5-0 THIRTY MINUTES INTO THE GAME!

The onslaught reminded me of this scene ... from Transformers The Movie (1986): 



 Germany creams Brazil 7-1 ... 1st half was like Decepticons attack on Autobot Shuttle in 1986.

 

What does this 7-1 destruction remind you of?

Monday, July 7, 2014

Messi's Argentina fans celebrate ... with the spine of Neymar?






Soccer fans are perhaps the most tenacious fans of any major sport.  Need proof? Take a look at this video of Messi's Argentinian fans chanting with a plastic spine and pelvis:




These "Vertebral Columns" aren't easy to acquire either. They don't sell these at your local Target. In fact, I found one here on Amazon for $279.95. This whole situation is a little awkward being that Messi and Neymar currently play for the same team Spanish team, F.C. Barcelona, in La Liga.

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Playing for your country trumps playing for a team though.


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Messi's Argentina fans celbrate ... with the spine of Neymar?

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What are your thoughts on this video?

Saturday, July 5, 2014

NEYMAR HURT, suffers fractured vertebrae!



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Twenty-two year old Neymar Jr. of Brazil took a punishing knee from Columbia's Juan Zuniga on the 4th of July, and suffered a fractured vertebrae that KO'd Neymar from the world cup. Neymar, Brazil's star player who plays for the Spanish club FC Barcelona in La Liga, is a slight 5'9" and 142 lbs.


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Anyone who suffers from back pain can imagine what Neymar is feeling. Brazil was the favorite to win the win cup before Neymar's injury. Now Germany is favored just as heavily. Brazil plays Germany in their next game. 




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Neymar is considered one of the most marketable athletes in the world, along with Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.

Take a look at how the injury occurred:







DO YOU THINK BRAZIL CAN WIN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT NEYMAR?




Thursday, July 3, 2014

TIM HOWARD STOPS 16 SWEDISH ROCKETS

...but U.S.A. gave up 18 shots on goal.


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There are a few positions in sports that aren't appreciated...the positions that no one notices until they 'mess up'. They are Soccer Goalie, Hockey Goalie and Baseball Catcher. You know...the positions were the player wears different equipment than everyone else on the field.

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I didn't know Belgium was so good...orrrr that were are so bad; we did only win 1 game in this World Cup. Their 18 shots on goal vs Tom Howard were absolute missiles. I've never seen a professional soccer goalie get peppered so much. Not even on my favorite video game Fifa 14 (PS4). 


You have to see these saves to truly appreciate them.


Take a look:




TIM HOWARD SHOULD APPEAR IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII...as himself!!!

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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Messi of Argentina is Earth's best soccer player

...watch his game winning assist to De Maria vs Switzerland!



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Lionel Messi has 4 goals, 24 dribbles and 18 key passes in 4 games in this World Cup, he also has 1 assist. In the 117th minute of a 0-0 tie, Messi sucked in three defenders before passing to Angel Di Maria for the goal that gave Argentina a 1-0 victory.

And it was not a slow, set up play...this was lightning FAST spontaneous action. It's why they call soccer the beautiful game as it appears Messi was running at a fever pitch while he set up the game winning goal.

Take a look:


Messi of Argentina is the best soccer player in the world watch his game winning assist to De Maria vs Switzerland!


Do you think anyone, on the planet Earth, is better than Messi?